Kids say the cutest things!

[skatie]

Love the things kids say... Last week my ds had a dry red patch of skin near his mouth. I said ooh that looks like a bit of excema (sp), mindee piped up 'I've heard of excema before, they kill polar bears and penguins to eat.' It took me a little while to figure out that he was talking about Eskimos!

Mindees are playing mummy's and babies today, whilst I was making snacks I overheard one of them saying 'she is having twiglets, that's three babies'. Lol!

Makes me laugh!

[charlottenash]

My son was massaging his grandads 'soldiers' at the weekend. He also served him some 'chilli colarly' lol!

[EmmaReed84]

My son like writing and in particular he likes to write "Inflammation books"

We told him it was INFORMATION books and he said "Erm... Nah. That is harder to say, I think I will just keep on saying inflammation!"

[Samijanec]

My three year old son sat there the other day saying "exterminate, I am a garlic!"

[beachgirl29]

My daughter said "mummy I've got speed bumps on my arm" this made me laugh for a long time and i said you mean goose bumps darling!!! then a few hours later she said "mummy I've got duckling bumps" so funny!!

[lilac_dragon]

One of my 3 year olds whilst playing "cops and Robbers" - You're under a vest!

[EmmaReed84]

My son thinks about things... a lot! One evening he was messing about saying he wasn't tired, he had a headache, he was bored etc... DH said "Hmm, sounds like you've got 'dont-want-to-go-to-school-itis'"

After about 40 minutes, while DH and I were sat on the sofa relaxing for the evening, we hear footsteps coming down the stairs. In walks a really concern little chap who quivers... "Muuuuum, what is dontwanttogotoschoolitis?"

Cue hysterical laughter and a confused young man staring at us!

[shortstuff]

DS had us in stitches the other night, watching tv and something made him jump. Out comes ' that made me jump so much i trumped' lol

[charlottenash]

One of my 3 year olds whilst playing "cops and Robbers" - You're under a vest!

Oh wow, I love that!!

[primula]

My three year old son sat there the other day saying "exterminate, I am a garlic!"

This made me laugh!!

[Mrsh3103]

My ds comes out with so many hysterical comments. I've started writing them down in a note book which I plan on giving him when he turns 18
Last night he told me that the reason it's raining is because god was fed up with my car being so dirty all the time

[beckygrey]

I asked my 5 yr old dd what she wanted for her birthday in a couple of weeks she said a doll with sticking out boobies, which im guessing is a barbie

[MessybutHappy]

I discovered today that the statue king Nebuchadnezzar made of himself had 'play dough' feet ;-)

[SYLVIA]

When I was little my sister sent me into the diy shop to get a puncture repair kit (telling me to ask for a puncture outfit)

Cue heartly laughing from the men in the shop when I asked for "a punch you out of it" please

[Stapleton83]

Looking in the window of a shop my eldest DD said Look granny muscles erm no said my mum I think you mean fossils!!!!

Equally told by the same DD aged 6 now that she was going to be godmother to her two friends at school's 1st born - hysterical


Sam x

[Little_steps]

My ds says muddy cuddles instead of muddy puddles.lol

So cute, I intend to write it in his memory book.

[munch149]

My little sister used to say fellow instead of flower and orange like a French person. My others sis favorite icecream was raspberry ripoff. The one my sis has never lived down tho is when she was about 13 we were playing a game and the question came who was the first moon walker. Her answer was Michael Jackson. I suppose she's not wrong lol.

[EmmaReed84]

My little sister used to say fellow instead of flower and orange like a French person. My others sis favorite icecream was raspberry ripoff. The one my sis has never lived down tho is when she was about 13 we were playing a game and the question came who was the first moon walker. Her answer was Michael Jackson. I suppose she's not wrong lol.

LOL! I just choked on my toast!!!

[smurfette]

Drove by the airport today and little one told me it wasn't a plane it was a 'hairycopter'!

My nephew was over the other day he is just two and said the guinea pigs were 'piggy pigs'! Like that better lol !

[tulip0803]

When DD1 started school I had to explain her pronunciation in case they got concerned an called ss & OFSTED (was minding at the time). She could not pronounce V sound and used W instead - the word that worried me most was "Weirdos" which to everyone else was videos. I colud picture her in class saying "my mum let me and J (mindee in same class) watch the wierdos last night."