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    saw this in the Summer issue of ABC - apols if you've seen it already...

    Things I will do to my children

    When I go round their houses, after taking my coat and shoes off and slinging them on the floor (preferably so they trip over them) I will demand a drink IMMEDIATELY.

    I will then refuse to drink out the cup I'm offered, and the following 3 cups after that. I may also change my drink choice a couple of times too.

    I will ask them for a lift, sit in the back of the car, kick their seat and ask if we are there yet when we are at the end of the road.

    I will also shout "GO!" loudly at traffic lights, so they move before the lights go green. This is in between making them stop repeatedly for a wee I don't need.

    I will ask them to make my favourite dinner, and then announce I no longer like it, once it's placed in front of me.

    I will ask for Dora the Explorer to be put on the telly and demand they do the dance with me. If they refuse to, I will lay on the floor and howl, then kick them and pull their hair, then demand a cuddle and a cup of tea.

    When we go out together, I will walk in front of them and keep stopping with no warning, and for no apparent reason. When I get tired of walking, I will sit on the floor and demand to be carried.

    I will hid their sky remote. And their car keys.

    I will take all my clothes off just before we are due to go somewhere.

    I will ask why, or why not? to everything they say to me.

    I will tell them they did all these things to me when they were children.

    I will tell them they were the best days of my life.

    Hels xx

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    Brilliant! I will also wake them up at an ungodly hour and when they are up and dressed I will go back to bed!

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    I love this I'm sending it to all my friends lol, thank you

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    Lol! I've sent to to my sons

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    Lovely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Dempster View Post
    saw this in the Summer issue of ABC - apols if you've seen it already...

    Things I will do to my children

    When I go round their houses, after taking my coat and shoes off and slinging them on the floor (preferably so they trip over them) I will demand a drink IMMEDIATELY.

    I will then refuse to drink out the cup I'm offered, and the following 3 cups after that. I may also change my drink choice a couple of times too.

    I will ask them for a lift, sit in the back of the car, kick their seat and ask if we are there yet when we are at the end of the road.

    I will also shout "GO!" loudly at traffic lights, so they move before the lights go green. This is in between making them stop repeatedly for a wee I don't need.

    I will ask them to make my favourite dinner, and then announce I no longer like it, once it's placed in front of me.

    I will ask for Dora the Explorer to be put on the telly and demand they do the dance with me. If they refuse to, I will lay on the floor and howl, then kick them and pull their hair, then demand a cuddle and a cup of tea.

    When we go out together, I will walk in front of them and keep stopping with no warning, and for no apparent reason. When I get tired of walking, I will sit on the floor and demand to be carried.

    I will hid their sky remote. And their car keys.

    I will take all my clothes off just before we are due to go somewhere.

    I will ask why, or why not? to everything they say to me.

    I will tell them they did all these things to me when they were children.

    I will tell them they were the best days of my life.
    Oh god I know that one. Every day, 3 times a day on school runs. I'm sure they either want to trip me up or else have the buggy rammed up their bottoms

    xxxx

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    ha ha - love it!

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    I love it
    Cath

 

 

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