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    Used once for 14 years but still strong and very robust (downside; needs feeding lots at regular intervals - will need to be strict with food intake as will trough 'bad foods')
    Takes a fair bit of encouragement to get going - including hygiene habits and routines
    Walking Fountain of All Knowledge and Answer for Everything - you can throw away your dictionarys, thesarus, encylopedias, internet connections and degrees)
    Good - no correction world class; at mumbling, backchatting and whining like a toddler (actually he is better than a toddler at whining)
    Untidy and often lazy - nay bone idol - although with the right incentives (normally money or a PS3 game) can be a great worker - screaming blue murder at him also counts as an incentive
    Able to make you feel like THE worst and scummiest person in the world

    14yr old boy... who is very hard done by and doesn't deserve naff parents (like me) - hence forth Like the awful person that I am I am seeking greener pastures for him....


    apply here....(in an orderly fashion for this AMAZING deal)

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    I'll have him: sounds like my perfect soul-mate.

    ps. Is 14 too young to take him down the pub?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bunyip View Post
    I'll have him: sounds like my perfect soul-mate.

    ps. Is 14 too young to take him down the pub?
    SOLD....



    son pack yer bags you are outta here.... some mug *ahem* kind person wants you.....


    doing the happy dance

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    As tempting an offer as that is, I feel I must decline this once in a lifetime offer! My reason.....I have a similar model myself!!!
    If all else fails......add glitter!

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    Do you reckon there was a faulty batch?






    PS - Disclaimer - I will post (send on way) securely - once left my possession I will take no further responsibility. No returnds, refunds or further communciation (at least till a civil tongue in head has developed and at least a modicum of gratefulness has been extracted)

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    Lol, you sound so much like me....were we seperated at birth Pip
    If all else fails......add glitter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvermist View Post
    Lol, you sound so much like me....were we seperated at birth Pip
    lol merge our names and you come up with Pist! lmao

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    swap you for a lazy 18year old girl who cant be ar**ed to do anything
    I love my friends who live inside my laptop xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs robbie williams View Post
    swap you for a lazy 18year old girl who cant be ar**ed to do anything
    Now, I've got one of those!
    ƸӜƷ* Hello Kitty *ƸӜƷ

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    I have a similar model too. Well I did have a similar model but due to all the TRASH in it's room I don't seem able to locate it.
    Mine often gets stuck in hibernate mode and may not be functioning at it's optimal level.
    In fact the very mention of the word 'work' can send it into stealth mode and cause it to vanish !

    Also very loud and disgusting sounds emanate from both ends although as it hogs the shower for up to 45 mins at a time it doesn't usually smell too bad.

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    I tried 2 for 1 on Ebay for my two , maybe giving away free is the better option. Bless you think we have all had days/times like this. I feel for you xxx Plenty of chocolate.

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    Swap you for two hormonal teenage girls (15 & 17) who fight over clothes and makeup and a 9 year old who is going on 35!!!!
    Toothfairy

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    Swap you for a heartless mother
    One life live it

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    OMG! That means nobody will want my 12 and 13yr old's then?

    Nightmare is an understatement...
    The 13yr old is worse, a teenage girl! all I hear about is One Direction and Union J arrghhhhhh on top of all the teen angst and whinging.

    They hate doing homework, the 12yr (Boy) just wants to play on his ps3 all the time and do nothing else.
    DW just showed me this thread and I thought she had posted it at first lol. sounds so much like our two lol.

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    Can we house them all together and see what happens.

    I have sat 2 nights tearing my hair (poor grey and thinning rapidly hair) trying to discuss in a reasonable manner 6th form options.

    AAAAaaaaaaaagggggggggggrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh

    All was seemingly going well until I told her a bit of optimisim wouldn't go amis.....



    Response after hours of talking myself horse.....












    Uh - what does optimism mean though........

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    Oh ! I completely forgot, you will be safe from zombies. He spends much of his 'free' time killing zombies so no need to worry on that score

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    i have entered a parallel universe

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    135 views and only 1 taker so far.... I have to say I am disappointed in y'all... I thought you were my friends

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    Sorry to disappoint Pipsqueak, but I've got 3 teenagers - an 18 yr old lazy bed dwelling DD, a 16 yr old DS who just looks at me as if I came in on the bottom of his shoe and a 13 yr old who has yet to discover the shower, homework or when no means NO.

    Probably the reason I love being a CM, the LO's come in smiling, I get a cuddles, they are excited about what we are going to do, love it when I dance with them and they seem to like being in the same room as me

 

 
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