Bit of Fun !! What gets you pondering ??

[Chanelle]

Okay, so I am the kind of person who is always thinking things through too much .... like .....

If people's feet smell, why do our noses run ????

or

Why is phonetic spelt like it is ???



What kind of ponderings do you have ?? Please share!!
:D

[Blackhorse]

I didn't know smelly feet make your noses run...maybe if you get too close?

I like to ponder a lot too but cannot think of anything at the moment..
will get back to you

[avril]

I'd like to know who decided what everything is called and why it's called that such as house, hair, ribbon etc...

[Chanelle]

No ... but your nose 'smells' and your feet 'run' ! :D

[avril]

[QUOTE=Blackhorse;393723]I didn't know smelly feet make your noses run...maybe if you get too close?

Maybe Nina and the Neurons can explain, any volunteers!?;)

[Blackhorse]

doh!!

Got it now!!! silly silly me...

noses run and feet smell...very clever

[Chanelle]

doh!!

Got it now!!! silly silly me...

noses run and feet smell...very clever

Nicole needs to crack open the wine me thinks !


I also wonder why sheep dont multiply in size when it rains :p

[Blackhorse]

Nicole needs to crack open the wine me thinks !


I also wonder why sheep dont multiply in size when it rains :p

that is worth a try...problem is if I drink to much I start talking french to people..so that would make for some funny posts as my french is a bit rusty

here is one:
in the english language you say like a bull in a china shop
in german it would be like an elephant in a china shop

so me wonders if actually the bull is refering to an elephant bull rather than a male cow (which is I think what people have in mind when they hear bull in a china shop - and if you watch Mythbusters..they tested it with male cows )

[huggableshelly]

Nicole needs to crack open the wine me thinks !


I also wonder why sheep dont multiply in size when it rains :p

lol thats really silly everyone knows that wool shrinks so sheep must shrink too

[Blackhorse]

lol thats really silly everyone knows that wool shrinks so sheep must shrink too

I guess sheep would only shrink in the hot wash not cold weather rain...
hence...never send a sheep on vacation to the tropics !! :clapping:

[Chanelle]

I thought that was when it is the dryer lmao !! Confuzzled myself that time!

Here's another .... Will appolagise now before I ofend people ! lol :D

Whose cruel idea was it to put an s in the word lisp? :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

I guess sheep would only shrink in the hot wash not cold weather rain...
hence...never send a sheep on vacation to the tropics !! :clapping:

ah gotya ...

ok so in that case you wouldnt find sheep over there anyway as noone needs jumpbers but what about those who visit the uk? where do they buy winter clothing from or do they arrive in swimwear?

[Blackhorse]

ah gotya ...

ok so in that case you wouldnt find sheep over there anyway as noone needs jumpbers but what about those who visit the uk? where do they buy winter clothing from or do they arrive in swimwear?

the one's visiting the uk buy winterclothing before they come here but just a few numbers to small as it was all shrunk ...but as soon as they arrive the jumpers start to grow...the problem is that the suitcase on the way back will be too small to fit all the clothes

[huggableshelly]

I thought that was when it is the dryer lmao !! Confuzzled myself that time!

Here's another .... Will appolagise now before I ofend people ! lol :D

Whose cruel idea was it to put an s in the word lisp? :laughing:

oh you are evil ..... but its funny as my Son cant say it either



ok watching heroes AGAIN

Sylar was shot blood all over the place yet regenerates and the blood goes off his clothing too ... how? did he regenerate his clothes too ?

[huggableshelly]

why are pigtails called pigtails? my hair never curled like a pigs tail

[Blackhorse]

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

[Chanelle]

!!!I LURVE HEROES!!!

And that is a very god question .... ponders ....

[Blackhorse]

what seeds were used to plant seedless grapes?

[Chanelle]

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

A knife to cut it with ??? :laughing:

[Chanelle]

what seeds were used to plant seedless grapes?

Hahaha !! Nice one!! Damn it! Why didnt i think of that one! :mad:

[Blackhorse]

ok found the holy grail of things to ponder about

fab

http://www.strage.com/wonder.html

[huggableshelly]

!!!I LURVE HEROES!!!

And that is a very god question .... ponders ....

did you see the flaws when Sylar was pinned to the wall at his Dads home too? lol I need to sit back and enjoy it not look for faults

[huggableshelly]

Hahaha !! Nice one!! Damn it! Why didnt i think of that one! :mad:

lol now thats funny

[huggableshelly]

how can you appear offline?

[huggableshelly]

why do botty burps always smell worse when they are not your own?

[Chanelle]

I didnt notice that ....... *runs to play the recorder* ....


.... *runs back* ............I already deleted the episode!*


I am absolutelly addicted to Heroes .... Lost was a story with no end .... but Heroes keeps me gripped to the edge of the seat every week ! :D

[Chanelle]

why do botty burps always smell worse when they are not your own?

LMFAO @ 'Bottom Burps!'

[huggableshelly]

lost was brilliant until they took it off free tv ... i didnt have sky so stopped watching it

at his dads house the screenshot shows his head hanging, then when it went back his head was upright then the 3rd return to him his head was hanging again.


look for it when the dvds are out lol

[Blaze]

My personl one is a bit deep....

For babies in the womb...that is their life, universe etc (we know they are acually growing to be born)...then suddenly they go down a dark tunnel into light (to live in our world as it were)...is our death actually us being born IYSWIM???!

[huggableshelly]

LMFAO @ 'Bottom Burps!'

I cant write the real name in ehre it will ####### out then Pauline will tell me off lmao

[huggableshelly]

what does IYSWIM mean cuz I'm too lazy to look it up?

[huggableshelly]

do fish drink water?

[Blackhorse]

My personl one is a bit deep....

For babies in the womb...that is their life, universe etc (we know they are acually growing to be born)...then suddenly they go down a dark tunnel into light (to live in our world as it were)...is our death actually us being born IYSWIM???!

...hmmm that is a good one!

[Chanelle]

My personl one is a bit deep....

For babies in the womb...that is their life, universe etc (we know they are acually growing to be born)...then suddenly they go down a dark tunnel into light (to live in our world as it were)...is our death actually us being born IYSWIM???!

Ooooh ... now putting all the sillies aside .. That is one that has really got me pondering!! You have really thought about that one! .... Will we ever know ??? ... That is the next one! .... I see what you mean tho They do say we are reborn into a new life right!

[Blaze]

what does IYSWIM mean cuz I'm too lazy to look it up?

If You See What I Mean. :)

[huggableshelly]

why is dyxlexia so hard to spell?

[Blackhorse]

what does IYSWIM mean cuz I'm too lazy to look it up?

If you see what I mean

[Chanelle]

what does IYSWIM mean cuz I'm too lazy to look it up?

If You Know See What I Mean !!!! *rolls eyes* :rolleyes:

[huggableshelly]

If You See What I Mean. :)

oohhh but how can I see what you mean when I'm not looking at the same thing as you?

[huggableshelly]

If You Know See What I Mean !!!! *rolls eyes* :rolleyes:

rolles your eyes back at ya ........ actually no I need them for my new peepholes tyvm

[Blaze]

Ooooh ... now putting all the sillies aside .. That is one that has really got me pondering!! You have really thought about that one! .... Will we ever know ??? ... That is the next one! .... I see what you mean tho They do say we are reborn into a new life right!

Glad I made sense!:)

[Blackhorse]

oohhh but how can I see what you mean when I'm not looking at the same thing as you?

aren't we all looking at the forum?? :D

[Chanelle]

Ooooh ... now putting all the sillies aside .. That is one that has really got me pondering!! You have really thought about that one! .... Will we ever know ??? ... That is the next one! .... I see what you mean tho They do say we are reborn into a new life right!

.... Just a thought .....
......If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

[huggableshelly]

aren't we all looking at the forum?? :D

no i'm looking at my monitor and you at yours ... hmm do I read my posts or yours lmao ... ok I'm getting wayyyyyyyyyyyyy toooooo sillyyyy and need my lid back on

[huggableshelly]

.... Just a thought .....
......If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

what more fluff to pick?

[huggableshelly]

RE FLOATERS FULL OR AIR TO MAKE THEM FLOAT?

[Chanelle]

what more fluff to pick?

DO NOT Get me started on belly button fluff!!!!!

I want to know why the colour never matches the clothes you have on !!

:laughing: :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

oops caps lock lmao

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[huggableshelly]

DO NOT Get me started on belly button fluff!!!!!

I want to know why the colour never matches the clothes you have on !!

:laughing: :laughing:

lol my Hubby seems to collect it ewwwwwwwwwww :eek:

[Chanelle]

RE FLOATERS FULL OR AIR TO MAKE THEM FLOAT?

:eek: *** Hides behind the Sofa!! ** :eek:

[Blackhorse]

RE FLOATERS FULL OR AIR TO MAKE THEM FLOAT?

yes they are full of steamed up love for angel!!!
i just can't help myself....

[Blaze]

What does IMAO mean?:rolleyes:

[Blackhorse]

What does IMAO mean?:rolleyes:

I think In my arrogant opinion...but there might be other substitutes
not one I use as I don't like it much

[huggableshelly]

What does IMAO mean?:rolleyes:

laugh my a@@ off

runs and hides now lmbo would be better giggles

[Chanelle]

What does IMAO mean?:rolleyes:

LMAO is ... Laughing My **** Off
IMHO is In ... My Honest Opinion

IMAO ... Dont know! .... If it was me who typed it prob a spelling error lol

[huggableshelly]

yes they are full of steamed up love for angel!!!
i just can't help myself....

oohh thats badddddddddddddd LOL

[Chanelle]

.... pondering again

.......If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?

[huggableshelly]

LMAO is ... Laughing My **** Off
IMHO is In ... My Honest Opinion

IMAO ... Dont know! .... If it was me who typed it prob a spelling error lol

or probbably me as I cant type weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee especially when I'm in a silly mood

[Blackhorse]

oohh thats badddddddddddddd LOL

I know...I have no idea what is wrong with me today haha:jump for joy:

[Blaze]

LMAO is ... Laughing My **** Off
IMHO is In ... My Honest Opinion

IMAO ... Dont know! .... If it was me who typed it prob a spelling error lol

:laughing:

I always thought IMHO was in my humble opinion!:rolleyes:

[huggableshelly]

Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

found the same site as Chanelle

[huggableshelly]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

[Chanelle]

Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

found the same site as Chanelle

Hey !! :eek:

Dont give the secret away !!! .... ALL from my head!! :D

[Kelly]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

and

Dont u just hate it when People who point at their wrist asking for the time?... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ;)

[Chanelle]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

[Chanelle]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

and

Dont u just hate it when People who point at their wrist asking for the time?... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ;)

lmao !!! very funny! ... I must remember that one lol

[huggableshelly]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

lmao:laughing: :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

[Blackhorse]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

I misread this as if you smoke a smurf...in which case I guess it would be black....if you choke one maybe it goes red

[huggableshelly]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

[huggableshelly]

this one made me laff

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[Chanelle]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Hey !! Get out my head! I was about to write that one! :angry:

[Blackhorse]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

This is my favourite pet hate...
we evolved from the same ancestors as monkeys and apes have
so we are all able to be here at the same time but that ancestors aren't.
Had to get this off my chest as I wouldn't have been able to sleep otherwise..

sorry the biology student in me rears it's ugly head again:blush: :blush:

[Kelly]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails??? :littleangel:

[Chanelle]

Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

Why are the songs that get stuck in my head ALWAYS little kid songs?????

:jump for joy:

[Blackhorse]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails??? :littleangel:


good one!
I guess we don't want to make it to easy for all the zombies to come out

[Chanelle]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails??? :littleangel:

??? That is a very good question!

[Chanelle]

..... is pondering how high my post count would be if we were in Minding Chat .....


:idea: Must ask Kerri !!

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

[Blackhorse]

..... is pondering how high my post count would be if we were in Minding Chat .....


:idea: Must ask Kerri !!

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

what they don't count here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails??? :littleangel:

oh yeah! didnt think of that!

[Chanelle]

what they don't count here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :laughing:

** Hehe ... Kerri will never live this down ! **

[huggableshelly]

what they don't count here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :laughing:

nope they dont count in here :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

** Hehe ... Kerri will never live this down ! **

lol she will when another newbie comes along to ask the same thing

[Kelly]

Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[Chanelle]

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just do the "chunky dunk

:clapping:

[huggableshelly]

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

[Chanelle]

lol she will when another newbie comes along to ask the same thing

LMAO ... Yep Kerri was the newbie after me!! :p

[huggableshelly]

Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

true dat! yet sticks to glue pots!

[huggableshelly]

LMAO ... Yep Kerri was the newbie after me!! :p

oh so you asked before she did hmm?

I didnt ask as read it somewhere lol saved me looking silly or should I say even sillier than I alreay am lol

[Blackhorse]

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

you keep score
plant 0 - extinction 1

[huggableshelly]

we will all move to green together woohooooooooo

do you think there will be another colour to move too by then ... where do all the greens go?

[Chanelle]

Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

:D Tis the lack of air! :D :laughing:

[Blackhorse]

what can green one's do that is so special then?

[huggableshelly]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

[Chanelle]

oh so you asked before she did hmm?

I didnt ask as read it somewhere lol saved me looking silly or should I say even sillier than I alreay am lol

Well ... I was wondering ... then saw a post and thought ... At least I dont have to look really stupid and ask! :laughing: :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

what can green one's do that is so special then?

pick their noses and wipe them on their clothing without anyone noticing?

[Chanelle]

what can green one's do that is so special then?

We can gloat we are green :D

.... think you get to have a website link on your signature!! lol

[Blackhorse]

ladies...this was rather entertaining tonight,
have enjoyed myself and got a few strange looks from dp for reading out some of the questions and laughing a lot (but then he should be used to it by now)

I am off to dreamland now though!!

Speak soon

[huggableshelly]

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

[huggableshelly]

ladies...this was rather entertaining tonight,
have enjoyed myself and got a few strange looks from dp for reading out some of the questions and laughing a lot (but then he should be used to it by now)

I am off to dreamland now though!!

Speak soon

sleep well Nicole i'm going too soon xxx

[Chanelle]

ladies...this was rather entertaining tonight,
have enjoyed myself and got a few strange looks from dp for reading out some of the questions and laughing a lot (but then he should be used to it by now)

I am off to dreamland now though!!

Speak soon

Aww Nighty Night !! Dont let the Bed Bugs Bite!!
** Why is there always 3 bites when 1 bug bites!**

Have had fun also !!

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

[Chanelle]

Having looked at the time I am now wondering if Pauline stuck me into Huggableshelly's box too ! I have been here for 2 hrs!!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

Having looked at the time I am now wondering if Pauline stuck me into Huggableshelly's box too ! I have been here for 2 hrs!!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

its rather dark but i did wonder why the box felt alot smaller ... was paicking that my rear end had suddenly gown :panic:

[Chanelle]

LMFAO !! Too funny! ... Hubby keeps putting his head to the glass door to see why I am laughing! .... He would not be impressed with our funnies!! :laughing:

[Kelly]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted....

Right that's it i'm off to bed too, loved this thread though :laughing: :laughing:

[ajs]

Nicole needs to crack open the wine me thinks !


I also wonder why sheep dont multiply in size when it rains :p

or shrink as wool does in my house

[huggableshelly]

mines given up and gone to bed! oooops guess really I should go too as working tomorrow

had 2 days off yay and wasted them sitting in here doing no paperwork no study and laughed sooo much

[huggableshelly]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted....

Right that's it i'm off to bed too, loved this thread though :laughing: :laughing:

lol sleep well kelly tc xxx

[Chanelle]

This has been a great laugh !!

Haven't had this much fun in ages!! as i havent done such little paperwork either lol


I have also to add that this is the longest thread I have done ... so I should turn green just for that reason !!! lol

.... shame my ''Website guest book '' thread didnt go quite as well ... i would have hundreds of signatures by now!! :rolleyes:

[huggableshelly]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?


oh I looked at your website but couldnt think of anything sensible to add lol

[huggableshelly]

When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

[Chanelle]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?


oh I looked at your website but couldnt think of anything sensible to add lol

How about .... If you are as much fun as on the Forum ... The kids will love ya ?????

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[angeldelight]

Hmmmmmmm

I wonder sometimes why I am the only sane one in this forum

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Angel xx

[Chanelle]

We are all sane ... just have little bubbles of laughter! :D

[Chanelle]

Okay, I am off to bed after a very funny evening :)

See you all tomorrow bright and early! :)

[huggableshelly]

Hmmmmmmm

I wonder sometimes why I am the only sane one in this forum

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Angel xx

you missed it all last night Angel!

Sane? you ? hmmm think I'll go make a cuppa now

[angeldelight]

you missed it all last night Angel!

Sane? you ? hmmm think I'll go make a cuppa now

Yes I missed it oooooh

Go and make me some breakfast please

xxx

[huggableshelly]

Yes I missed it oooooh

Go and make me some breakfast please

xxx

I'm sorry but there is no kitchen inside this box

atleast in here i'll not eat so will come out skinny yay

[Chanelle]

I'm sorry but there is no kitchen inside this box

atleast in here i'll not eat so will come out skinny yay

Want me to get you some lettice ??? :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

Want me to get you some lettice ??? :laughing:

LOL a cuppa tea would be a better option maybe lettuce for lunch

[Chanelle]

lmao ... I got my coffee ... mmmm I am addicted to the Morrison's own brand of Mocha !! So tasty!


...Passes some over!

[angeldelight]

I'm sorry but there is no kitchen inside this box

atleast in here i'll not eat so will come out skinny yay

Its not shut you up though has it ?

:laughing: :laughing:

xxx

[huggableshelly]

Its not shut you up though has it ?

:laughing: :laughing:

xxx

LOL umm was it sposed too ???

only one way to do that but you wont ever so whew giggles

I'm off to feed kiddies then get ready for work still in pj's and mindee will be here jsut after 9

[Chanelle]

LOL umm was it sposed too ???

only one way to do that but you wont ever so whew giggles

I'm off to feed kiddies then get ready for work still in pj's and mindee will be here jsut after 9

Can you get the Sellotape off the lid ??? :laughing:

[angeldelight]

LOL umm was it sposed too ???

only one way to do that but you wont ever so whew giggles



Do not tempt me

Angel xx

[Chanelle]

lmao !!!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[huggableshelly]

gonna behave in the forum today and be nice to Angel cuz umm

well just because its friday and I should have atleast one be nice to Angel day each month LOL

[huggableshelly]

Can you get the Sellotape off the lid ??? :laughing:

wow its only selotape? i thought it was nailed down

grunts pushes move bottom up to push ... oops strange noise ... nope its stuck down tight!