Crazy Parent

[Pipsqueak]

Mum of E who I have thursday and fridays has just text me to ask if I can accomodate a new contract..... quite excited i text back and said i would need more details.......:D

She then text back asking what availability I have for a overgrown, stroppy 28 yr old male, unsure if he is fully toilet trained as appears to keep missing the toilet, would need meals, rest time in the afternoon and constant entertaining (likes anything sport related) and training the rest of the waking period. can be quite beligerant and argumentative - especially with other children (ie 3yr olds) :laughing: :laughing:

So c'mon then ladies and gents just how much do I charge for boyfriend minding (with meals) who needs a firm hand and constant entertaining????????? Priceless absolutely priceless, I am sat here with tears rolling down my face because I have met the b/f and he is a strapping 6ft 4 rugby pro from new zealand!!! Think I might have to turn this contract down!!!

[tinkerbelle]

ooh if hes a looker id take him pmsl
cant blame her for trying some of my mums have this sense of humour but then again so do i lol :blush:

[Pipsqueak]

he isn't my cup of tea looks wise but he has a pretty fit body and has a wicked sense of humour and a twinkle in his eye!!! lol

[Daftbat]

Can you take my 40 year old too????
:rolleyes:

[ajs]

oooh can i have him i have a vacancy for a fit bloke



shhhh don't tell my hubby i said that though

[tinkerbelle]

ill swap you my hubby for him
mine decorates and is fitting a kitchen so quite handy but no good at cooking unless you want chips lol

[Pipsqueak]

hey did you lot miss the bit about him being stroppy, argumentative and beligerant (and argues with other children!!!!) lol...... nope give me a roomful of proper 3 years olds any day:D

[mandy moo]

As you say priceless,
:laughing: :laughing:
Nice to know she has a sense of humour, unlike some of the parents written about on here:eek:

[Pipsqueak]

As you say priceless,
:laughing: :laughing:
Nice to know she has a sense of humour, unlike some of the parents written about on here:eek:

There are some cracking parents out there, they ain't all bad, its just that the good ones tend to get overlooked as the not so great ones tend to bug us out more. :D

[crazybones]

hey did you lot miss the bit about him being stroppy, argumentative and beligerant (and argues with other children!!!!) lol...... nope give me a roomful of proper 3 years olds any day:D

Yes they all missed that bit because their brains dropped down to their nether regions when you mentioned his body. :laughing:

[katickles]

I love it! :laughing: :laughing:

Its great when you can have a genuine laugh with the parents!

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[madasahatter]

You need to ask what sort of punishment he responds to when he's naughty!!!;)

[Pipsqueak]

I have text back saying no can do.... she text back saying she is going to just leave him on my doorstep, kick him in the shins and then run..... she reckons the sound of a baby wailing on my doorstep will melt my hard heart!!!:D :D

actually I am getting quite worried, i wouldn't put it past to her bring him!!!!:eek:

[miffy]

I have text back saying no can do.... she text back saying she is going to just leave him on my doorstep, kick him in the shins and then run..... she reckons the sound of a baby wailing on my doorstep will melt my hard heart!!!:D :D

actually I am getting quite worried, i wouldn't put it past to her bring him!!!!:eek:

Best put your ear plugs in then :D

Miffy xx

[cher25]

:laughing: Well she tried. Wish i could get someone to take my dp. lol

[Alibali]

Love it :)

[Twinkles]

I'll take him , it sounds like he needs a firm hand ;)

[emler]

Tell her to send him to me :D

[mummyroysof3]

i bet ofsted wouldnt let you have as many men as they do kids to look after cos they are harder work and need one to one attention:laughing:

charlotte x

[Pipsqueak]

now ain't that the truth! lo

[samgeordie]

id sign him up straight away, i love rugby men:laughing: , hubby is a rugby player too so i know how to handle them;)

[Shar]

Best thread i've read in weeks!!! Sounds my kind of parent/man!! :D

[Pipsqueak]

id sign him up straight away, i love rugby men:laughing: , hubby is a rugby player too so i know how to handle them;)

I'll let her know!!! lol:D

[jibberjitz]

PMPL!!!:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Liz

[Bananabrain]

Pipsqueak, you make me die:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Chatterbox Childcare]

6ft plus sounds good to me. I am sure you will have him toilet trained and house proud before too long!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bushpig]

Oh sign him up on a 5 year contract!!! Quickly! :D

[Pipsqueak]

I got the shock of my life tonight at just after 5. I answered the knock at the door thinking it was one of the parents - but noooooo there was the b/f grinning manically saying that he is coming to play.... C (the mum in question) is behind him waving her purse at me saying get a contract out....

I fell about in stitches, the kids thought i was nuts. I think mum is nuts!!!

lovely family and I adore her son little E.

[gegele]

:rolleyes: firm hand?????????