The Monkey with a Bright Blue Bottom

[melanieabigail2004]

A long time ago, when the world was quite new,
A monkey sat watching the birds as they flew.
Like feathery rainbows they flashed through the sky.
"If they can be pretty," he thought, "why can't I?"

When the mischievous monkey discovers a paintbox he has a brilliant idea, but things don't go quite as Monkey has planned.

Absolutely hilarious book about a naughty monkey and it gives an explanation as to why some animals look like they do!

A big hit in our house

Mel :)

[crazybones]

:laughing: I know someone who will like that. :laughing:

[breezy]

:laughing: I know someone who will like that. :laughing:

So do I :ROFL1:

I knew she was hiding something from me but had no idea it was a bright blue bottom:ROFL1:

ALL TOGETHER NOW:ROFL1:
"Monkeys got a blue bottom
Monkeys got a blue bottom
e i e i Monkeys got a blue bottom....."

:excited: :excited: :excited:

[angeldelight]

So do I :ROFL1:

I knew she was hiding something from me but had no idea it was a bright blue bottom:ROFL1:

ALL TOGETHER NOW:ROFL1:
"Monkeys got a blue bottom
Monkeys got a blue bottom
e i e i Monkeys got a blue bottom....."

:excited: :excited: :excited:

Yeah but how do you all know that ??

:laughing: :laughing:

[breezy]

Yeah but how do you all know that ??

:laughing: :laughing:

we're closer than even you realise :blush: :blush: :blush:

truthfully though, it glows and i can see it from here:ROFL1:

[Monkey1]

:ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:
we're closer than even you realise :blush: :blush: :blush:

truthfully though, it glows and i can see it from here:ROFL1:

[Monkey1]

Kiss my avatar Breezy!:cool:

[crazybones]

Kiss my avatar Breezy!:cool:

Oooooh its Pink!!!

[Twinkles]

Oo I thought it was cos it's very cold where you are monkey :D

You've not been wearing your thermal drawers have you ?

[LittleMissSparkles]

Kiss my avatar Breezy!:cool:


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[breezy]

Kiss my avatar Breezy!:cool:

thank goodness it's not smellyvision:blush:

[Andrea08]

ohh :littleangel: does every one pick on monkey?:ROFL1: im sure she a very nice and happy childminder but not laughed as much in ages as i look thrugh the threads theres a lot of you bullies out there pooor monkey pmsl xxx:laughing:

[Monkey1]

ohh :littleangel: does every one pick on monkey?:ROFL1: im sure she a very nice and happy childminder but not laughed as much in ages as i look thrugh the threads theres a lot of you bullies out there pooor monkey pmsl xxx:laughing:

See! I'm not the only one who realises that everyone picks on me!

Pauline....can you please draw up a anti bullying monkey policy to put on here!

I wouldn't worry Andrea...i give better than i get!:D

[Pipsqueak]

:eek: :eek: Monkey has a bright blue botty???????

Has she seen a doctor for it - think you can get a cream for that:laughing:

[Pauline]

Pauline....can you please draw up a anti bullying monkey policy to put on here!




Errrr yes of course I can errrr..:rolleyes:

Pauline (who had just seen the thread title and came to join in :laughing::laughing:)

[breezy]

ohh :littleangel: does every one pick on monkey?:ROFL1: im sure she a very nice and happy childminder but not laughed as much in ages as i look thrugh the threads theres a lot of you bullies out there pooor monkey pmsl xxx:laughing:

It is compulsory to bully Monkey UNLESS you take her place :laughing: :laughing:

[Pipsqueak]

ohh :littleangel: does every one pick on monkey?:ROFL1: im sure she a very nice and happy childminder but not laughed as much in ages as i look thrugh the threads theres a lot of you bullies out there pooor monkey pmsl xxx:laughing:

Hah - don't have too much sympathy for our Monkey - you wait till you are in her wine-laced line of fire!!! lol:laughing:
Monkey can create enough havoc of her own

[Pipsqueak]

Whats that song again

My Blue-Bottomed Girl??/


http://www.pbase.com/mr2c280/image/36792290

[Andrea08]

:ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: ohhhh im in tears not giggled so much since i read about blonds on ere lol there is a life outside childminding and im so glad im spending it with you, ps im not a real blond im going grey so i colour it a little lol x

[Pauline]

Oh no Munkeh!! I was trying to change your avatar and now I've lost it :(

I was trying to add this one but it won't let me:

http://childmindingforum.co.uk/Resources/munkehsavatar.jpeg

Forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

[Pipsqueak]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Poor poor Monkey

oh Andrea we go off into one every so often!!! you will get a chuckle.... (the killer one for me will forever be the Tena thread)

[crazybones]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Poor poor Monkey

oh Andrea we go off into one every so often!!! you will get a chuckle.... (the killer one for me will forever be the Tena thread)

Pure class :clapping: :clapping:

[Andrea08]

:eek: :eek: ohhh monkey look im shocked even the boss is at it pmsl:ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1:

OK HELP ME FIND THE TENA THREAD must be a good one? ive had a full glass of red and im ready 4 it lol

[Monkey1]

I don't know you take lot take the Michael! I was feeling a bit under the weather so i was in bed for 930 so i think you all took full advantage of me not being on hear to retaliate....er....i mean defend myself! See Andrea, they are a bad lot.....stay away ......don't let them influence you and bring you down to their level!!!!!!:blush: :blush: :blush:

[Monkey1]

.....ok ......thats it......sympathy time over........























































Monkeys gonna get ya!!!

[Monkey1]

Pips??????????? WINE LACED line of fire????? Hello, where have you been for the last 18 months? .......wine.......tastes like vinegar!!!!!Vile!!!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5jSoH3pOHow


See.....before anyone says anything.....yes i know i didn't tell anyone i was appearing in a video!!!!!:blush: ...No autographs sorry!!!

[breezy]

Pips??????????? WINE LACED line of fire????? Hello, where have you been for the last 18 months? .......wine.......tastes like vinegar!!!!!Vile!!!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5jSoH3pOHow


See.....before anyone says anything.....yes i know i didn't tell anyone i was appearing in a video!!!!!:blush: ...No autographs sorry!!!

:ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1:

Even your boyfriends got in the video I see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[breezy]

.....ok ......thats it......sympathy time over........























































Monkeys gonna get ya!!!

Cant touch us, even Pauline's started !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laughing:

[breezy]

Oh no Munkeh!! I was trying to change your avatar and now I've lost it :(

I was trying to add this one but it won't let me:

http://childmindingforum.co.uk/Resources/munkehsavatar.jpeg

Forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

There are bosses and there are bosses and you are THE BOSS!!!

[Pipsqueak]

[QUOTE=Monkey1;270605]Pips??????????? WINE LACED line of fire????? Hello, where have you been for the last 18 months? .......wine.......tastes like vinegar!!!!!Vile!!!!!!

Sorry Magners-laced line of fire

I was feeling rough and very tired last night:D

and hey Monkey-chops

Bring it on

[Monkey1]

[QUOTE=Monkey1;270605]Pips??????????? WINE LACED line of fire????? Hello, where have you been for the last 18 months? .......wine.......tastes like vinegar!!!!!Vile!!!!!!

Sorry Magners-laced line of fire

I was feeling rough and very tired last night:D

and hey Monkey-chops

Bring it on

You girls just don't know what you have started!!!!!!:D

[Monkey1]

:ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1:

Even your boyfriends got in the video I see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, the way tony combs it over just does something for me!:D