Verbal Diarrhoea in Interviews

[button68]

Does anyone else suffer from this?

I saw a parent today and it went quite well but WOW!!! can I talk :blush:

Lookig back I wouldn't be suprised if I scared her off :( - but having said this we have alot of information we are trying to impart in quite a small space of time. I guess we just have that one chance to sell ourselves.

Am I alone with this problem :eek:

[sarah707]

I have been known to talk complete and utter drivel...

Both on the phone and during the interview :rolleyes:

[venus89]

I can't alk to people in a social situation at all - I'm a total misfit. BUT boy can I spout it when it comes to business - it's amazing, even I can't believe it's me....

I just wanted to say I'm so glad you used that phrase as my English teacher when I was 12 said I had 'verbal diahorreah' and I've never heard it since then. I think I was quite insulted at the time!!

Oh - and that is one of about 5 words I just cannot spell.

[Pipsqueak]

I have verbal diarrhoea (nearly abbreviated but I realised in time what the sentance would have read like lol) nearly all the time. And I can manage to put my foot right in it even when there doesn't appear to be somewhere to put it

[venus89]

I have verbal diarrhoea (nearly abbreviated but I realised in time what the sentance would have read like lol) nearly all the time. And I can manage to put my foot right in it even when there doesn't appear to be somewhere to put it

And I totaly agree that putting your foot right in your verbl diahorreah is a much more pleasant mental image than what you were trying to avoid :laughing:

Apologies once more, the kids have broken up, hubby is away, I'm UNKNOWABLE

[Rubybubbles]

oh yes when it comes to the job i'm none stop!!!

otherwize i'm a mouse:littleangel:

[Pipsqueak]

And I totaly agree that putting your foot right in your verbl diahorreah is a much more pleasant mental image than what you were trying to avoid :laughing:

Apologies once more, the kids have broken up, hubby is away, I'm UNKNOWABLE

:laughing: :D so true

[miffy]

I have verbal diarrhoea (nearly abbreviated but I realised in time what the sentance would have read like lol) nearly all the time. And I can manage to put my foot right in it even when there doesn't appear to be somewhere to put it
:ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1:

Miffy xx

[Pipsqueak]

I have verbal diarrhoea (nearly abbreviated but I realised in time what the sentance would have read like lol) nearly all the time. And I can manage to put my foot right in it even when there doesn't appear to be somewhere to put it

Actually the second sentance is quite dodgy as well om goodness:eek: :eek:

[miffy]

I needed a good laugh - thanks Pip :thumbsup:

Miffy xx

[Pipsqueak]

You are most welcome :thumbsup: :thumbsup: - just have a good laugh at the dopey one!!! go on......feel free.... I can't help it y'no and I ain't even blond! (sorry all you blondies....):laughing: :laughing:

[Bushpig]

Pip, the hole you're digging is just getting bigger and bigger! haha :laughing: :laughing: Very funny to read.

And yes, I too chat a lot in interviews... but refer to it as *passion*.. not poo :D

[Pipsqueak]

Pip, the hole you're digging is just getting bigger and bigger! haha :laughing: :laughing: Very funny to read.

And yes, I too chat a lot in interviews... but refer to it as *passion*.. not poo :D

you think this is funny !!! you should see some of the stuff we come up with on here....
just as a newbie test - run around the forum shouting Tena Lady.:laughing: :laughing:

(welcome jenni by the way)

[Bushpig]

Thanks for the welcome :)

Tena Lady? Oh pray tell the story behind it!:D

[Pipsqueak]

I'm not sure if this is the actual thread

http://www.childmindinghelp.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=2642&highlight=Tena+Lady

There was a really funny thread where we all waffled on and for some reason we got onto tena lady. Actually i think the thread started of quite serious but due to my VD (VERBAL DIAHORREA everyone) I think I just twittered on in a childish and comedic way!!! :D

[Bushpig]

Oh that post is TOO funny and TOO true!!! :magnificent:

I actually have those dappled glass bricks on the one wall in my bathroom, that lends light into the passage, and helps with this very thing. So the younger kids like to stand there and *watch* me :eek: But they do not see any detail, just this *shape* inside... doing her thang! haha

It's weird for me.. waving at these 4 or 6 eyes looking at me... whilst I, ahem...

[crazybones]

I have verbal diarrhoea (nearly abbreviated but I realised in time what the sentance would have read like lol) nearly all the time. And I can manage to put my foot right in it even when there doesn't appear to be somewhere to put it

:ROFL1: You made my pmsl.

[Pipsqueak]

:ROFL1: :ROFL1: sorry hun

[miffy]

:ROFL1: You made my pmsl.

You need the Tena Lady too then Annie!

Miffy xx

[crazybones]

You need the Tena Lady too then Annie!

Miffy xx
Chuck us some of yours Mandy - I cant get to the shops until the weekend. :laughing:

[FizzysFriends]

you lot are so funny, I think you shoud get a comedy show on tv. How about calling it Chuckling childminders

[Pipsqueak]

Chuck us some of yours Mandy - I cant get to the shops until the weekend. :laughing:

oh if anyone is going to the shops I need some milk please - semi skimmed....:D

[crazybones]

oh if anyone is going to the shops I need some milk please - semi skimmed....:D

:laughing: I have just sent hubby a message on MSN because he gets a lunch hour and has a big Asda 2 minutes away.

Actimel
Yogurts
Kids Vitamins
Milk
Food colouring (that will stump him)
and a bag of play sand

:laughing: :laughing: He is going to regret suggesting that he picks up bits for me in his lunch break.

[Pipsqueak]

really stump him Annie - tell him Pip needs some semi-skimmed and would be grateful if he could drop it of in Darlington! lol

[crazybones]

I asked him but I think he has a problem with his keyboard as there was a message returned that was full of asterisks and exclamation marks. :laughing: :laughing: