Kids say the cutest things!

[skatie]

Love the things kids say... Last week my ds had a dry red patch of skin near his mouth. I said ooh that looks like a bit of excema (sp), mindee piped up 'I've heard of excema before, they kill polar bears and penguins to eat.' It took me a little while to figure out that he was talking about Eskimos!

Mindees are playing mummy's and babies today, whilst I was making snacks I overheard one of them saying 'she is having twiglets, that's three babies'. Lol!

Makes me laugh!

[charlottenash]

My son was massaging his grandads 'soldiers' at the weekend. He also served him some 'chilli colarly' lol!

[EmmaReed84]

My son like writing and in particular he likes to write "Inflammation books"

We told him it was INFORMATION books and he said "Erm... Nah. That is harder to say, I think I will just keep on saying inflammation!"

[Samijanec]

My three year old son sat there the other day saying "exterminate, I am a garlic!"

[beachgirl29]

My daughter said "mummy I've got speed bumps on my arm" this made me laugh for a long time and i said you mean goose bumps darling!!! then a few hours later she said "mummy I've got duckling bumps" :) so funny!!

[lilac_dragon]

One of my 3 year olds whilst playing "cops and Robbers" - You're under a vest!

[EmmaReed84]

My son thinks about things... a lot! One evening he was messing about saying he wasn't tired, he had a headache, he was bored etc... DH said "Hmm, sounds like you've got 'dont-want-to-go-to-school-itis'"

After about 40 minutes, while DH and I were sat on the sofa relaxing for the evening, we hear footsteps coming down the stairs. In walks a really concern little chap who quivers... "Muuuuum, what is dontwanttogotoschoolitis?"

Cue hysterical laughter and a confused young man staring at us!

[shortstuff]

DS had us in stitches the other night, watching tv and something made him jump. Out comes ' that made me jump so much i trumped' lol

[charlottenash]

One of my 3 year olds whilst playing "cops and Robbers" - You're under a vest!

Oh wow, I love that!!

[primula]

My three year old son sat there the other day saying "exterminate, I am a garlic!"

This made me laugh!!

[Mrsh3103]

My ds comes out with so many hysterical comments. I've started writing them down in a note book which I plan on giving him when he turns 18 :)
Last night he told me that the reason it's raining is because god was fed up with my car being so dirty all the time :) :)

[beckygrey]

I asked my 5 yr old dd what she wanted for her birthday in a couple of weeks she said a doll with sticking out boobies, which im guessing is a barbie

[MessybutHappy]

I discovered today that the statue king Nebuchadnezzar made of himself had 'play dough' feet ;-)

[SYLVIA]

When I was little my sister sent me into the diy shop to get a puncture repair kit (telling me to ask for a puncture outfit)

Cue heartly laughing from the men in the shop when I asked for "a punch you out of it" please

[Stapleton83]

Looking in the window of a shop my eldest DD said Look granny muscles erm no said my mum I think you mean fossils!!!! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Equally told by the same DD aged 6 now that she was going to be godmother to her two friends at school's 1st born - hysterical


Sam x

[Little_steps]

My ds says muddy cuddles instead of muddy puddles.lol

So cute, I intend to write it in his memory book.

[munch149]

My little sister used to say fellow instead of flower and orange like a French person. My others sis favorite icecream was raspberry ripoff. The one my sis has never lived down tho is when she was about 13 we were playing a game and the question came who was the first moon walker. Her answer was Michael Jackson. I suppose she's not wrong lol.

[EmmaReed84]

My little sister used to say fellow instead of flower and orange like a French person. My others sis favorite icecream was raspberry ripoff. The one my sis has never lived down tho is when she was about 13 we were playing a game and the question came who was the first moon walker. Her answer was Michael Jackson. I suppose she's not wrong lol.

LOL! I just choked on my toast!!! :laughing::laughing:

[smurfette]

Drove by the airport today and little one told me it wasn't a plane it was a 'hairycopter'!

My nephew was over the other day he is just two and said the guinea pigs were 'piggy pigs'! Like that better lol !

[tulip0803]

When DD1 started school I had to explain her pronunciation in case they got concerned an called ss & OFSTED (was minding at the time). She could not pronounce V sound and used W instead - the word that worried me most was "Weirdos" which to everyone else was videos. I colud picture her in class saying "my mum let me and J (mindee in same class) watch the wierdos last night."

[fionamadcat]

Drove by the airport today and little one told me it wasn't a plane it was a 'hairycopter'!

My nephew was over the other day he is just two and said the guinea pigs were 'piggy pigs'! Like that better lol !

1 of my mindees calls them hairycockters! Much hysterical laughing when he said it at toddler group!

[Samijanec]

My friends nerve was taken to the cinema and she asked for some cockporn!!

[Samijanec]

My friends nerve was taken to the cinema and she asked for some cockporn!!

Niece not nerve lol

[Jiorjiina]

I have one mindee who calls Butterflies 'Butters'. He also can't pronounce the 'S' on spoon or the 'r' or the 's' in Prawns, much to his parents and my amusement!

[jillplum]

Driving along with my ds when about 6 and she said look Mum theres a ladypop. It was a lollipop lady :laughing: we have called them that ever since. Even the men lol

[maisiemog]

I've got a Coldsore at the moment and my DD calls it a hotsore!

She ha also decided she's marrying a girl when she's older as boys are too messy! She's doctoring (adopting!) her children as well as having babies grow in your tummy makes you fat apparently!