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Mouse
05-07-2012, 10:01 AM
So far this week I have been asked about, and given parents advice on:

getting a toddler to sleep at night
brain development in babies
how & when to wean a baby
whether or not a child has chickenpox
how to deal with chicken pox
where to buy board books
which is the best buggy to fit in a small car
which is the best sort of baby seat to get
whether or not it's a concern that a baby only rolls one way
buying a 1st birthday present
how to have a sex life when the baby co-sleeps
and
how to peel a butternut squash!


I'm flattered that they respect my knowledge and feel they can ask my advice on any matter, but find it a bit scary that they seem to think i know the answer to everything :p:laughing:

Bridey
05-07-2012, 10:05 AM
How to have a sex life when the baby co-sleeps??? They actually asked you that?? :laughing:

Mouse
05-07-2012, 10:06 AM
How to have a sex life when the baby co-sleeps??? They actually asked you that?? :laughing:

In a slightly more round about way, but yes :blush:

Bridey
05-07-2012, 10:43 AM
Oh bless! I did hear a rumour that married people are only allowed to do it in bed ;)

WibbleWobble
05-07-2012, 10:45 AM
its the peeling of the butternut squash which makes me laugh more!!!


:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Mouse
05-07-2012, 10:47 AM
Oh bless! I did hear a rumour that married people are only allowed to do it in bed ;)

Lol! They're a young couple, not married. You'd have thought they'd have a bit more imagination :thumbsup:

Pipsqueak
05-07-2012, 10:47 AM
So far this week I have been asked about, and given parents advice on:

getting a toddler to sleep at night
brain development in babies
how & when to wean a baby
whether or not a child has chickenpox
how to deal with chicken pox
where to buy board books
which is the best buggy to fit in a small car
which is the best sort of baby seat to get
whether or not it's a concern that a baby only rolls one way
buying a 1st birthday present
how to have a sex life when the baby co-sleeps
and
how to peel a butternut squash!


I'm flattered that they respect my knowledge and feel they can ask my advice on any matter, but find it a bit scary that they seem to think i know the answer to everything :p:laughing:

Mouse .. you may want to lend your expertise to this query over on NumMums:D:D


http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/woman-504/sex-contraception-48/788713-lesbian-sex.html



butternut squash anyone?

Mouse
05-07-2012, 10:48 AM
its the peeling of the butternut squash which makes me laugh more!!!


:laughing::laughing::laughing:

And it was the hardest one for me to answer! It's the one I've had least experience of :p

WibbleWobble
05-07-2012, 10:49 AM
Mouse .. you may want to lend your expertise to this query over on NumMums:D:D


http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/woman-504/sex-contraception-48/788713-lesbian-sex.html



butternut squash anyone?


oh yes...i read that too......flippin funny!

WibbleWobble
05-07-2012, 10:50 AM
i did jump start a parents car when she brought her Los to meet me. She signed up there and then and has been with me for two years now.....she still mentions it


mandy xxxxx

Mouse
05-07-2012, 10:51 AM
Mouse .. you may want to lend your expertise to this query over on NumMums:D:D


http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/woman-504/sex-contraception-48/788713-lesbian-sex.html



butternut squash anyone?

:laughing::laughing:

I was about to say i'll head over there wih my butternut squash :laughing:

Pipsqueak
05-07-2012, 10:52 AM
:laughing::laughing:

I was about to say i'll head over there wih my butternut squash :laughing:

:eek::eek:

oh please do... PLEASE do...:D

Bridey
05-07-2012, 11:05 AM
I peeled a butternut squash last night!

Mouse
05-07-2012, 12:08 PM
Is that a euphemisum :p;)

Pipsqueak
05-07-2012, 12:32 PM
Is that a euphemisum :p;)

dirty minded MOuse!!! lol
:D

Bridey
05-07-2012, 12:57 PM
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

WibbleWobble
05-07-2012, 01:36 PM
i might be peeling a butternut squash tonight if Phil gets home early....